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Mar
09

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I’ve never tried before

Create your own EVIL PLAN!

Evil Plan ™!

Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Hatred for all mankind

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first seduce a pope. This will cause the world to whisper among themselves, confused by your arrival. Who is this spammer? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good wearing the skin of another human?

Stage Two

Next, you must poison the moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a abandoned church, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must tauntingly wave your plague of doom, bringing about something that’s really metal. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare refuse to be your prom date. Everyone will bow before your superior firepower, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.

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